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♪♪♪

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Owen: Go Noah! Go Noah!
Go No--

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How's my cheering?

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- Oh good.
Maybe 12% more energy?

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- You got it!

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- Go Noah! Go Noah! Go Noah!
(Hard thumps)

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(Floor cracks)

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(Video game sounds)

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Owen: This is so exciting!

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Just a couple more seconds
you're gonna make it

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to the final level.

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- Owen, Noah: snack time.

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- No time!

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Noah just reached the
final level on Frozen Dragon.

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- Well, that's nice but-
WHAAAAT?!

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Kids! Noah's about to beat
the frozen dragon game!!

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- Sweet!
- Whoa!

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- Shut the front door!

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(Door slams)

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- Yeah, yeah. I...
I would love a snack though.

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- You name it, I'll feed you!

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- S'mores?
- On it!

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- Ooh-hoo-hoo. Here we go!

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(Video game sounds)

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- Open. Cookie! Marshmallow!

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Chocolate! Cookie!

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- Ahh.

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(Chewing sounds)

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- You two make such
an amazing team.

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- Oh yeah,

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Noah and I are gonna be
besties forever.

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- Oh, you got that right, pal!

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Bridgette: Look at him go!

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- (Chanting)
Go Noah! Go Noah!

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- He's gonna do it!
He's gonna beat the game!

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All: Go Noah!

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Video game: Winner!

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(Cheering)

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- I couldn't have done it
without my best buddy, Owen.

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- I'm gonna love you forever!

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(Struggling, bones crack)
Owen! Owen!

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(Rumbling)

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- (Gasps) What's that noise?

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- It sounds like...

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a tank?

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(Loud crash)

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(Alarm sounds)

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Did you just run over my car?

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- I'll ask the questions,
thank you.

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I'm Col. McColonelson.

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Which one of you is the Frozen
Dragon player known as...

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(reads) Butt-Thunder?

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- (Nonchalant whistling)

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I wanted an online tag

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that would strike fear into
the hearts of my enemies.

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- I told him to go
with a bum joke.

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- So I went with the bum joke.

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- How would you like to leave
this childish place behind

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and join MILI-TOTS.

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It's the finest military
facility in the world.

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- Why would I want to do that?

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- You'd be a general before
high school graduation!

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- Meh.

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- And you'd get your own
fighter jet.

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- Prepare for landing.

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- Aye, aye, Captain.

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(Jet whooshes, tires screech)

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Worker: 4 Megan-Fun meals.

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Both: Woo-hoooo!
(Jet whooshes)

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- (Slurping)

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Owen: This is awesome?!

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- Cool. I'm in!

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- Not yet you aren't.

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First you gotta pass
the Mili-tots testing.

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- Let's do it.

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- Are you going to be okay,
Owen?

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You know, losing your best
friend.

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- I'm not losing Noah.

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We'll be besties forever.

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- That's what he'll say
at first,

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but then it'll turn into

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"I'll catch up with you later"

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and POOF, you'll
slowly get left behind.

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- You ready to get moving,
Butt Thunder?

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- Sir, yes sir!
Owen: Sir, yes sir!

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- And you are?
- Owen!

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Noah and I are a team.
Inseparable.

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- I think he just means me, pal,

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but don't worry, hey,
we'll always be best friends.

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- Ahem.

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- I'll catch up with you later.

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- "And POOF, you'll slowly get
left behind."

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- (Crying)

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Duncan! It's happening!
I'm losing Noah.

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What do I do?

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- There's not much you can do,

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unless you want to sabotage
his testing.

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- You mean make him fail
on purpose?

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- Yeah. Then he won't get in,
he'll stay here,

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and you'll stay bffs.

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- Yes! Okay! Can you help me?

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- Urgh, fine,
but only because I enjoy

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ruining things for other
people.

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C'mon.

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(Tank squeaks)

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- GAH! My motorcycle!

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(Tank rumbles)

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♪♪♪

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- Wow. Coooool.

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- Hey you!
What are you doing here?

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Sorry, General,
I didn't recognize you.

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- Let's not make that mistake
again, solider. Dismissed.

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- Test one: survive the human
centrifuge.

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Jet fighters need to
have stomachs of steel!

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- (Vomits) I want my mommy...

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- You barf before the timer,
you fail!

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- Not a problem.

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(Door shuts, beeps, whirring)

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Ah, I've gone faster.

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- Noah's gonna pass
this for sure.

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He never barfs on rides
at the amusement park.

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That's my job.

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- You're his bestie.
What does make him barf?

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Long car trips?

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Watching his parents kiss?

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Math?
- Nope.

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(Gasps) Oh. I got it!

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- (Sniff) Ugh!

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Ugh! Ew! What is that stench?!

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- Gah. What is in that sandwich?

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- It's just a classic tuna
bologna blue cheese,

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but anytime I got one
in my lunch Noah pukes.

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- Let me out of here!

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(Vomits)

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- Well done, Butt Thunder,

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you stayed in there just
long enough to pass.

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- Move it, maggots!
Double time!

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(Sighs) I love the smell of
army boots in the morning.

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Col. McColonelson: The most
gruelling obstacle course

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on this side of the equator.

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Successful completion rate:
58%.

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(Fames whoosh)

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- Wow, he's really moving.

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- Come on,
we gotta slow him down!

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- (Effort grunts) C'mon, Noah.

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You got this.

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- Once you hit the top,
swing to the other side,

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climb down,
pick up the rucksack

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and cross the finish line.

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- I hope this works.

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- Are you kidding?
It's in the bag.

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Ha! Get it? Bag?

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Cause we're in a bag.

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- Shh. Here he comes.

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- (Effort grunts)

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(Exhausted exhale)

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- You passed but it was another
close one, Butt Thunder.

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You'd better ace the last test

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or you're not gonna
make it in.

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C'mon.

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- If he passes the next test

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you're gonna lose your best
friend.

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Let's go!

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- (Chuckles) Ooh!

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What does this button do?
(Bomb fires)

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- There. Good as new.

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What in the name of glazed
donut is--

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AGH!
(Explosion)

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NOOOOOOO!

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- Welcome to the army's top
of the line flight simulator.

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Your mission is to take out
five enemy bogies

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before they take you out.

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Good luck, soldier.

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This is so cool!

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(Laughs) Woohoo!

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(Whirring)

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(Beep, explosion)

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(Whirring)
Yes! Ha! That's number two.

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Boom. 3 down, 2 to go!

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(Jets whoosh)

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- I see him!
- Got it.

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- (Gasps)
(Alarm sounds)

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- Missiles ready, fire!

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- Rats! You almost got him.

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- Whoa! That was close.

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- Ooh. This looks like fun.

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"Select plane".

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Okay! (Beep)

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(Explosion)
- Yes. Just one more to go.

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What is that?
Izzy: Weee!

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(Explosions)

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- I don't know who's flying
that triplane,

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but they are the best pilot
I have ever seen!

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Izzy: I've got the plane
with extra wings!

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- Izzy?

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- Hi Noah!
Isn't this awesome?

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Okay, now I am bored. Byyyyee.

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Weee!

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Oops! (Laughs)

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- Whoa! Who's shooting at us?

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- No idea, but if Noah takes
out one more plane,

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you lose your bestie.

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Owen: There!

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(Alarm sounds)
- Target lock? Uh... no.

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I can't shake it!

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- You got a lock on him.

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What are you waiting for? Fire!

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- (Grunts)

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No. I won't fire on Noah.

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- What are you doing?!

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- What a bestie is supposed
to do!

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Noah. Come in, Noah.

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- Owen? Is everyone here
in this simulator?

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- Listen up, I'm gonna get
that last bogie to chase me,

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and bring him around
right in front of you!

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Be ready to fire!

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- You got it.

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(Jets whoosh)

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- This wasn't the plan!

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- It is now!

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- Ah! He's got a lock on us!

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- Come on, Noah, do it!

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(Beep, explosion)

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Game control: Winner.

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- Yes!
- Yay, Noah!

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- Owen buddy, you saved me!
But...

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what are you doing here?

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- I thought you might need a
wingman to help you get in.

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- Oh, pal, you're the best
wingman I could ever hope for.

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- Butt Thunder,
welcome to Mili-Tots!

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- I'll catch you later, buddy.

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- Good luck, Noah!
I'll miss you.

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- Oh, cheer up, Owen,

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here's some extra snack.

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- I don't wanna eat.

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I'm too sad about losing
my best friend.

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I mean, I will,
but only outta habit.

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Noah: You got any extra cookies
for an old friend?

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- (Gasps)

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Noah! You're back!

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- Yeah. I was missing my bestie
too much so I quit.

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- Wow. The Colonel must
have been mad.

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00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:05,019
- Nah. He said he'd found a
much better candidate anyway.

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(Loud rumbles, Jet whooshes)

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- They gave me my own
jet plane.

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Wooooooooooo-eeeeeee!

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(Beep) Oops.

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(Missile whooshes, explosion)

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- Oh no! Not again!

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Noooooo!
(Fire crackles)

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